I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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