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  I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono

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• (817): View more from Texas

  New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year

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• (518): View more from New York

  he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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• (760): View more from California

  Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom

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• (425): View more from Washington

  you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.

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