It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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