waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye