I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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