Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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