So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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