It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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