I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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