does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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