i just sent this text using only my big toe
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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