brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize