Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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