For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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