i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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