Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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