guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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