i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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