It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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