I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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