Welp...herpes.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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