She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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