The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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