If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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