Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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