I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
