Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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