I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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