1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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