Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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