I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize