We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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I have fence marks all over my body
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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