i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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