I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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