it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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