Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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