So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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