Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
i've created a new STD.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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