do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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