I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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