Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.