I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
When did angry sex become our thing?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old