All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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