Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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