3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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