I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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