Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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