does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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