Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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