I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop