Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT