how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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