I don't think brook has ever known best
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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