you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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