how can u be prego again
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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