You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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