You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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