I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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