I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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