The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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